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ChinSu 05-02-2009, 20:05

WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT?

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.
His surprised wife asked:
- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:
- Today I got a Yellow card.
- So, did you want to get it?
- Of course not. The wife was upset:
- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.


HE IS HAVING TANTRUMS AGAIN

A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper

A DIFFICULT SITUATION TO SOLVE

The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said:
- Uncle, I want to make water.

I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU.

A player was telling his mother about the game scheduled for that afternoon.
- Today we will play in a stadium with a roof, Mom! His mother replied happily:
-Really? That's very good. When you're playing 1 won't have to worry about the hot Sun or rain and you won't get sick. You always have your head bare and you play outside without a cap.

I ONLY WANTED TO ASK HIM

A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.
- Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you?
- No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!

TRADING BALLS UNLAWFUL

After reading an article about a case of buying and selling football bets in a "Football" Newspaper, a little girl asked her friend:
- They say there is a group of people arrested because they buy and sell Football bets. What does "buying and selling Football bets" mean?
- Ah... Uh... Maybe it means they trade the balls illegally.


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